ONE-EYED KING

My name is King Owl. I am an interdimensional time travelling spook & the butt of many cosmic jokes. More importantly, though, I am a biochemist & forensic toxicologist, specialising in neuropharmacology, organic molecular design and ethnobotany. I make music. I write. I cook. I consider a well-honed sense of humour to be the most effective armour that one can possibly wear. This means I will poke fun of tragedy. Don't feel guilty for laughing.

Expect science fiction & crime procedurals. Outlaw journalism, culinary alchemy, music and bleeding edge scientific research. Self destruction, rock n roll. The last of the true space pirates.

Oh yeah, I also post a lot of porn, and some of it can be kinda shady, soo... NSFW. You've been warned.