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ONE-EYED KING

My name is King Owl. I am an interdimensional time travelling spook & the butt of many cosmic jokes. More importantly, though, I am a biochemist & forensic toxicologist, specialising in neuropharmacology, organic molecular design and ethnobotany. I make music. I write. I cook. I consider a well-honed sense of humour to be the most effective armour that one can possibly wear. This means I will poke fun of tragedy. Don't feel guilty for laughing.

Expect science fiction & crime procedurals. Outlaw journalism, culinary alchemy, music and bleeding edge scientific research. Self destruction, rock n roll. The last of the true space pirates.

Oh yeah, I also post a lot of porn, and some of it can be kinda shady, soo... NSFW. You've been warned.

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this is the story of my life

    baracudaboy:

    this is the story of my life

    (via sub-bourbon-warfare)

    Posted on February 27, 2012 via life is beautifel with 1,916 notes

    Source: crudbumpowns

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      This is my autobiography.
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      persuade owner to let you sit on their lap; immediately shove anus in their face
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      Rip up the box spring
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      cough up hairball right where owner steps when they get out of bed
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      leave hair on brand new clothes
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      Bitch every choice would be “take a fucking nap” or “fuck with owner’s shit”.
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      my life is complete.
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